Why aren't more people into the Fighter Toads?

This question has baffled me for two years now, since I first learned of their existence.

TMNT move over!  This is the back cover of an old issue where Masterr, Cutterr, Shooterr, and Computerr take on The Disco Thief, who hypnotizes people at discos with a hat made out of fancy lights, and makes them go to their homes in a trance to get their expensive jewellery and bring it back to him.  Michael Jackson and Prabhu Deva make guest appearances.

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